A Humorous Elderly Statement of Belief

An Elderly Energy Statement of Belief

As an ol’ goat and author, I’m wondering about energy, or perhaps the lack of it.  When my daughter, (bless her), takes me out shopping, why isn’t there a Elderly Energy Depot, you know, where perhaps us old goats could go for a recharge.

Perhaps an IENERGY restaurant.

When I get coffee, how about an Energybucks.

This might sound extreme, but even a trip to the library needs to have an energy plugin device for a recharge, perhaps while one is engaged with the auto checkout device, just a tap of the knee on a metal plate, with what little hair blows up in a static charge, and whamo, I’m ready to go.

Perhaps those cold overly air conditioned restaurants could change the name or definition of a hot plate to a REAL hot plate, built right into the bench seats.

Don’t know, with the advance in electric cars if they could have a model for the elderly with shock seating.  Perhaps a finger attachment on a cord so as the car recharges, so can the ol’ goat.

Think what a blessing it might be for us ol’ goats if the energy drink section would have a drink called – Get Up & Go, with a non label label.  I don’t want to know the animal parts that are in it, can’t read the fine print anyway, just sell me the stuff – Get Up & Go.  Think of the commercials one could make with that label.

I suppose one could discuss the new revolutions in bedding, with a heating panel, massager, voice control, as in “Ew, a little more to the left please.”

As our population gets older, think of the possibilities.

What might you add?


About fictionbypalmer

Explosive Christian fiction writer. Hope to be published in 2012. Praise God to help me keep it simple and true, straight from the heart, for the Glory of God. As you read my story or answer a blog, please feel His Presence, His touch in your life. Fictionbypalmer@gmail.com
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